Here are a few little known facts about Gov. Sarah Palin:
*Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List.
*The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.
*Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
*Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
*Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin.
*Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels.
*Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
*Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
*Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
*Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding. (for LOST fans)
*Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' bout.
*Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.
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*Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels.
*Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
*Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
*Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
*Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding. (for LOST fans)
*Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' bout.
*Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.
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Oh I'm disappointed. Those are the Chuck Norris one liners adapted for Palin. My favorite... Chuck Norris rhymes with Orange.
ReplyDeleteStill funny, though.
I think there is a big Chuck Norris following among Palin fans.
ReplyDeleteB,
ReplyDeleteI sooooo posted first. ;0)
God Bless,
Ryan
Great minds think alike, Ryan!! :) I plead innocence... :)
ReplyDeleteI am disappointed Sarah Palin hasn't used this PERFECT example of how abstinence education does NOT work to help us re-haul sex-education in this country.
ReplyDeleteUm...this strikes me as a perfect example of abstinence education not being learned, my friend. How many messages do you think Sarah had to compete against? Not to put too fine a point on it, but what I mean is messages like yours...
ReplyDeleteGod Bless,
Ryan