Some Perspective....

I met a stay-at-home dad today at the park. He's staying home while his wife helps her brother start his dental practice. As we chatted he revealed that he was formerly a prison guard and that his prison job was WAAAAY easier than staying at home with a 1 and 4 year old1!

You Know You're a Mom When...

...you're missing a kitchen utensil and you look in the sandbox before rummaging through your kitchen drawers.

Problem solved.

Funny Facts About Palin

Here are a few little known facts about Gov. Sarah Palin:

*Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List.
*The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.
*Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.

*Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.

*Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin.
*Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels.
*Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
*Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
*Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
*Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding. (for LOST fans)
*Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' bout.
*Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.

Laughs thanks to this very funny site!