Thursday, September 4, 2008

Funny Facts About Palin

Here are a few little known facts about Gov. Sarah Palin:

*Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List.
*The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands.
*Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
*Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
*Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin.
*Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels.
*Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
*Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
*Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
*Ben Linus does Sarah Palin’s bidding. (for LOST fans)
*Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' bout.
*Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.

Laughs thanks to this very funny site!


Bethany said...

Oh I'm disappointed. Those are the Chuck Norris one liners adapted for Palin. My favorite... Chuck Norris rhymes with Orange.

Still funny, though.

Right Said Red said...

I think there is a big Chuck Norris following among Palin fans.

Catholic Audio said...


I sooooo posted first. ;0)

God Bless,

B-Mama said...

Great minds think alike, Ryan!! :) I plead innocence... :)

Anonymous said...

I am disappointed Sarah Palin hasn't used this PERFECT example of how abstinence education does NOT work to help us re-haul sex-education in this country.

Catholic Audio said...

Um...this strikes me as a perfect example of abstinence education not being learned, my friend. How many messages do you think Sarah had to compete against? Not to put too fine a point on it, but what I mean is messages like yours...

God Bless,