"The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn't make sense," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "Everyone knows that 'the breast is best,' so Ben & Jerry's could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk.""We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child," said a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry's.I'm glad to know PETA is on top of these things. Texas Mommy, you should consider teaming up with them on this ;-)
And then today, I saw this unrelated, but entertaining story. Apparently, a man was charged with battery for passing gas on a police officer? The perpetrator, Jose Cruz, "lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on [Patrolman] Parsons... then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear." Wow.
And earlier this week, I came across this very sad and bizarre story. Apparently, one man stabbed another in a fight over one of the most disgusting edible food like substances around--a hot pocket? "Police said the final fate of the disputed Hot Pocket is not known." Which made me think of this: