Mrs. J: So M, are you excited for Thanksgiving?
M: Yeah, I'm excited for the turkey. But we have to kill it first.
Mrs. J: (confused) Does your daddy go out and hunt for the turkey?
M: No, he doesn't shoot it. We catch it with a butterfly net.
LOL! Where do kids come up with this stuff?!
Cheers to a 4-year-old's perception of reality!